2023年05周: 本命年

开年第一周,开工大吉!

过了农历年,迎来本命年!我是不信命的,但是开年第一天就诸事不利。

先是上线的功能被客户抱怨,接着是 Feature toggle 关不掉新功能,然后发现投放的用户量是预期的十倍。破窗和雪崩齐发,客户与团队具慌。

又遇上国家级的事故处理流程,下周也不会轻松!

想到年末有朋友告诉我,今年需要平稳地苟着,方能平稳。我是真的想说一句,寡人做不到呀!

2023年04周: 《去有风的地方》观后感

春节假期回媳妇家,蹭吃蹭喝蹭东西,人也闲心也闲。有时间也有心情,又恰好麻友们都被孩子羁绊住。所以就点开了这个过年完结、话题度又高的新剧《去有风的地方》。

我看《狂飙》二倍速,但是耐着性子正常速度从头到尾,看完了这部大型大理宣传综艺连续剧。慢确实有慢的好处,也觉得刘亦菲的演技有长进。

除了蹭吃蹭喝蹭东西外,我和这部剧没有任何共鸣。剧情讲述的是一个饶有存款的一个小姐姐,辞职去大理度假,遇上当地有房、有车、有公司、有人脉、有马场、有颜值的小哥哥,然后一起恋爱的故事。活脱脱一个成人童话,一般人哪里能做到。

如果抛开这些,倒是到处都能感受到慢节奏、慢生活,加上缓慢的剧情,据说治愈了所有豆瓣网友,却没有治愈我。

如果说稍微有一点可取之处的话,那就是刘亦菲的演技,能撑的住大戏了,人也变得自信多了。从《梦华录》到《去有风的地方》,哎,看看这接的什么剧本呀。

2023年03周: 农历年

这已经是新年的第三周了,但是没过过农历年,就感觉 2023 年还没有到来。一切都被推到了年后 —— 农历年后。

近几年觉得过年一点意思都没有,突然有一天想通了。不是过年没意思了,而是我们这一代人没意思了。这代人追求思想的解放,就少了一些传承和敬畏,随心所欲的,不知道能为后代留下点什么,悲哀。

身处闹市,每逢佳节倍孤独!

2023年02周: 阳羡书生

去年年底开始,国产大戏 —— 动画版《三体》上线,激起一波高潮。6 集之后,流量和话题出现断崖式下降。新年到来,上海美术电影制片厂用一部《中国奇谭》刷新了历史高度。口碑流量双丰收,深得年轻观众的青睐。目前只更新了三集,豆瓣评分就高达 9.5,相比之下,《三体》只有 4.8 的成绩。

第二个故事《鹅鹅鹅》多数观众直呼看不懂。我看了两遍,然后去追了原著《阳羡书生》,才理解了个大概,被古人克制的留白深深折服。我还没见过一个故事是不输出价值观的,只是非常冷静客观地记录故事,一句评价都没有。不只是作者没有评价,就是主人公阳羡书生,全篇也就直说了一个字,“善”,对自己的所见所闻不做任何评论。

舆论再发酵一会儿,出现了中国家长对该动画的不满,认为《鹅鹅鹅》不利于孩子的健康,我不以为然。我看的时候邀请了我的小孩,即使第一集《小妖怪的夏天》这种少儿适宜的动画,我娃也只是瞟了一眼,然后说我不喜欢,就去玩别的了。如果家长觉得孩子不应该看,可以不给看嘛,谁规定动画片就是给小朋友看的呢?

这么好的故事,如果不宣传一下给客户那岂不是浪费了。之前讲给客户的,都是儿童故事,深感对不起客户。所以翻译了一下原著《阳羡书生》,讲给了客户。这种题材的难度太高,客户的接受度不好,下次还是换个题材的好。

以下是讲稿:(部分文字来自谷歌翻译,惊奇地发现,谷歌居然连古文都能翻译成英语,真的匪夷所思!)


中国奇谭,又叫 Chinese Folktales. It is the most popular cartoon nowadays in China. You can watch it on bilibili.com. I strongly recommended everyone have a look.

The second story is Three Geese or Goose Mountain. It’s very interesting. The idea came from the original Chinese folktale. Today I will tell you this original story. Not the second one, there are different.

There was a delivery man, who delivers goose to Goose Mountain. One day, He met a man on the side of road. He claimed that his feet hurt and asked him to stay in his goose cage. The delivery man thought he was joking, But that man got into the cage. The delivery man carried the cage on his back, but he didn’t feel that the weight was getting heavier.

And later, The delivery man went to rest under a tree. That man then walked out of the cage and said, “I want to make a meal for us.” The delivery man said, “Good.” That man spit out a box from his mouth. The sea and land in the box are rare, delicious food, very rich. After drinking for three rounds, that man said: “I originally took a woman with me, but now I want to invite her to have dinner with us.” The delivery man said: “Okay.”. That man spit out a beautiful woman from his mouth. She sat down to eat with them.

After a while, that man got drunk and fell asleep. The woman said: “Although I am married to him, I don’t love him with all my heart. I also secretly brought a man with me. Since he has fallen asleep, I will temporarily call him out. Please don’t tell him. “. The delivery man said: “Good.” The woman spit out a man, He is very smart and handsome. They were drinking together.

After a while, the woman got drunk and fell asleep. The man said: “Although this woman has affection, my heart is not entirely on her. I also secretly took a woman with me, and now I want to meet her temporarily, please don’t reveal it.” The dilivery man said: “Okay .” The man spit out another woman from his mouth. They drank together and talked for a long time.

And later, Hearing the first man’s movement, the man said: “They are awake.” So he took the woman into his mouth again. And the woman awaked and took the man into his mouth. Then the first man got up and took the woman into his mouth.

Only one large copper plate was left, which was about two feet in size. The scholar bid farewell to Xu Yan and said, “I have nothing to give you, let me leave this as a gift for you.”

Later, the delivery man found that copper plate was made 300 years ago.

2023年01周: 喜迎新赛季

新年假期,连续玩了三天王者,成功地从星耀降到了钻石。正赶上新赛季到来,连翻篇的机会都没有。

每年过年这一周,我都是在休息中度过的,辞旧迎新的时候,就是休息的时候。

这种传统可以追溯到大学时代,每逢考试周,别人都在临时抱佛脚,我们却是合伙打游戏。可能源于平时的认真,大家都还考的很不错。